ya dig?

whores: if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:23:38 -0400

whores:

if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:28:11 -0400

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:32:53 -0400

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING

rabioheab: if snoop dogg was a government spy his name would still be snoop dogg

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:37:16 -0400

rabioheab:

if snoop dogg was a government spy his name would still be snoop dogg

lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:42:08 -0400

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

the-absolute-funniest-posts: darrynek: u know i’m strapped up

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:46:44 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

darrynek:

u know i’m strapped up

tappingtomlinson: brittun: tappingtomlinson: THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:51:09 -0400

tappingtomlinson:

brittun:

tappingtomlinson:

THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT

DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION

HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL

lindsaylohangmyself: beyonce greets a fan during her 2013...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:56:04 -0400

lindsaylohangmyself:

beyonce greets a fan during her 2013 inauguration ceremony

“Stay Calm”

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:02:01 -0400

“Stay Calm”

sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:04:59 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:09:28 -0400

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

There is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades.

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:14:26 -0400

There is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 08:18:56 -0400

yo-ymmat: melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:23:26 -0400

yo-ymmat:

melodyquill:

the-strider-strudel:

dreamofserenity626:

nooby-banana:

you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y

YOU

CAN

WALK

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

~~DIAGONALLY~~

DIAGONALLY

D

I

A

G

O

N

A

L

L

Y

pokemon fandom

u ok

no

lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:27:57 -0400

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

alicelostinneverland: merlinwhosuperpotterlock: I actually...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:32:58 -0400

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 04:37:27 -0400

xshiromorix: Just a reminder: When Prophet Muhammad (sallahu...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:41:56 -0400

xshiromorix:

Just a reminder:

When Prophet Muhammad (sallahu alayhi wa sallam) was travelling on the road with his cousin, Al-Fadl ibn Abbas, a woman stopped him to ask him a question. The woman was very beautiful, and Al-Fadl couldn’t help but stare at her.

Seeing this, Prophet Muhammad reached out his hand and turned his cousin’s face away.

He didn’t tell the woman to cover her face.

He didn’t tell her to change her clothing.

He didn’t tell her that her appearance was too tempting or indecent.

He averted his cousin’s impolite stare.

narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:46:28 -0400

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:51:26 -0400