are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
OH MY FUCKING GOD
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you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
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Indelicate Dolly Coasters (buy here)
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group.
it was called dugstruction.
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“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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