are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
OH MY FUCKING GOD
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
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Indelicate Dolly Coasters (buy here)
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group.
it was called dugstruction.
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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