m4ge:
NO BUT SERIOUSLY THIS SCENE IS REALLY REVEALING THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING SQUIDWARD DOES IN THE SHOW THROUGH THE LENS OF SOMEONE SUFFERING FROM PTSD AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE
SQUIDWARD IS A WAR VETERAN
EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW WAS A LIE
OMFG
Wasn’t this episode about Squidward accidently feeding a bomb to Spongebob and then proceeding to spend the entire day with him because he thinks Spongebob is going to explode and die at sunset
yes
yes it was
(Source: johnliver)
iM FU CKNIG CRYING IM STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE COUSIN GOT AHOLD OF A SQUEEZABLE MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING & SCREAMING “HE SQUIRTED ON ME” & I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD SO MANY HORRIFIED GASPS IN ONE ROOM OM FG HELP mE PLEASE
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
face down ass up left left right down left up A B up start
(Source: jamesjuliet)
The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.
I like how his last mention answers the first.
I open at the close
(Source: crestas)
(Source: escroto)
TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
(Source: animalkingd0m)
